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sort bookmarks and stumbled upon a forgotten my site Raisa crappie, the writer of Munster. Again, reread it "Sketches of Germany" . Take a look and you will not regret it! I quote funny:
I do not remember what the newspaper read about a bored clerk of Hesse, the employee insurance company filed reports of traffic accidents and an explanation of clients. Out of boredom he took up collecting an extract of the most ridiculous statements. The collection has turned out gay.
"On my way home I mistakenly drove onto a foreign land and collided with a tree, which I did not grow there."
"All received fine I just do not pay as well throw in a big drum, and at the beginning of each month, tying his eyes, taking out three bills at random, and pay for them. I beg to wait still gets to your turn ".
" I hit a concrete barrier, the car flipped over and ran into a tree. After that I lost control of his vehicle ".
" This the guy was on the street and there, and there, and nowhere else. And I had several times vilnut before it run over ".
" leading car for forty years, I fell asleep at the wheel ".
" The whole day I bought a plant. And when I reached the intersection, in front of me suddenly rose bush, and I did not notice the oncoming car ".
" At first I told the police that did not hurt, but took off his hat, noticed a skull fracture ".
" At the crossroads with me suddenly had a stroke blindness ".
" First, my car just drove right that turn led to the Congress from the road ".
" I was driving in reverse down a steep road, broke out in a stone wall and entered the bungalow. I just could not remember where the brake Pedal ".
" pedestrian suddenly came down from the sidewalk and silently disappeared under my car ".
Another she wrote in a Lear :
" They say, from eyewitnesses:
Germany, autobahn, in one of the "pockets" is a truck with the Russian numbers. Muzzle battened down, drove - hands to the elbows in oil - something in it Kolupaev. Germany country police - Here they are drawn. Two policeman, young and not so that is with the experience. That the young, begins shipping partner:
- Auto Kaput, causing "abshlep" drag car in the studio.
Those that older approaches cage, briefly with him fray, sits in his car and plans to leave. Young at a loss, looking at him with a dumb question. A policeman with experience:
- He'll get better and go away.
young surprise:
- What, in Russian you say?
- No, I just said, drove "x * ynya" but if he had said "pi * dec" - then you need to shop ... "

And who wrote about Germany or German Learn who you enjoy reading?? Say me "as an artist, the artist":)

from myself to all concerned certainly want to recommend a journal of Ira irre . Also will not be scattered in compliments, and just quote an excerpt from her "Sex with an article. Handbook for Beginners and desperate":
"... When I arrived in Munich, I left there were five German words, two of which were "Hitler - Kaput. After a couple of days I learned the magic word "dieses" (it) - it was enough to make me understand in a bakery and other institutions with a similar theme. I just came up to the counter, poked his finger, and reported: "Dieses ... und dieses, und dieses!". The problems started exactly the day when I wanted to expand their repertoire at least one noun ...
turned out that the Germans can not just say 'roll to me! " in a candy store - they definitely need to supplement their Post a hint what kind of roll - a familiar, unfamiliar, or how horrible it was that on which you have already had their eye. Little to report (after two weeks learning German): "I want to buy a white roll!" - Need to be able to more ... Before his meeting with the taste bread to hint to the seller, if all you care that for a white loaf it will be (ein, eine, ein white bun), or we are talking about here is the one that you just brushed the sleeve of the wet floor and that heart-rending duet, trying to get rid of street dirt (der, die, das white bun).
These wacky hints Germans and called the article, and that articles you would not avoid it - that makes their big barrel of tar in your spoon speaking ... "